Day 3 - Were you ever arrested in Texas?
- Glacier National Park, MT to Skookumchuck,
BC
- 302 miles
- Wednesday, July 17
- (Click
on map to view the entire Day 3 route)

The highlight of this day is
riding the Going- to-the-Sun
Road in the Glacier National
Park.
We tried to ride it last year and could not due to avalanches in
late May. We've come later in the year this time to insure
access and we are not disappointed. The Going-to-the-Sun
Road is not superb motorcycle riding. It's too narrow, twisty
and busy. But riding it on a bike is vastly superior to doing in a
cage due to the view it affords. It's best to stop a lot and
give yourself time to stare or you risk running your bike off a
cliff. A convertible is probably the best compromise. (Click
on the photo to see what we mean)
Anyway,
we find lots of quiet, shady spots to admire the view from. The
scale of the place is truly staggering and it boggles the mind.
Another motorcyclist tells us that if we think this is awesome,
just wait until we head north into the Canadian Rockies. He says
the further north you go, the better it gets. We look at him like
he's nuts at the time but we learn later that he's right on the
money. (Click on the photo to see such a spot)
We drive out of the Park and enter the Canadian part of the Waterton-Glacier
International Peace Park where we come to the Chief Mountain border
crossing. (Click on the photo to see the English
version)
We expect a smooth uneventful crossing. Everyone knows
it's easy to get in to Canada and very tough getting back into the
US. Wrong! Maybe it's the fact that the border is staffed with
only freshly scrubbed kids with clipboards and little real
experience. Maybe it's the fact that they see the Harleys and the
do-rags and think we are bikers looking for trouble instead of
motorcyclists on vacation. We spend 1.5 hours being thoroughly
interviewed and background checked. Those of us that were a bit
rowdy in our teenage years are shocked to be reminded of events of
over 20 years ago! These kids are obviously tapped into the FBI
database. And how did the FBI find out about that stuff?? Not
cool.
It also
doesn't help that some guy with the same name as Jeff has a felony
criminal record in Texas. Jeff has to go so far as to show that he
doesn't have a tattoo on his chest, thank God. They do everything
but body search us and when they are satisfied that we are not
felons, they start smiling again and warmly welcome us to
Canada! It's safe to say that our enthusiasm for visiting
Canada has utterly evaporated. Nevertheless, we enter the country
and continue our journey.
We travel west on Hwy 3 back through the Rockies via the
Crowsnest Pass. On the western slopes, we stop in Sparwood,
BC and find the mother of all monster trucks. Wow! Can you imagine
the torque this baby produces? (Click on the
photo to see it)
We arrive in the town of Skookumchuck, a
wide spot in the road, and the campground is nothing more than a nice couple's front lawn along the rural
highway. (Click
on the photo to see camp)
We ask where the nearest pub is and we're
told of one a short ride down the road. The proprietor is waiting
for us and makes us feel very welcome. We opt for huge glasses of the local draft
Canadian beer, Kokanee, to wash away the unpleasantness of the
border crossing. We head out into the beer garden out back
and we encounter a couple of locals.
Remember those beer drinking, flannel shirt wearing Canadians on
Second City TV that wore tuks, eh? Well, these guys look and talk exactly
like them. At first, we think these guys are putting us on but it finally
dawns on us that we are looking at the real McKenzies.
They earnestly inform us that they
only drink the imported beer, Budweiser. "That Kokanee will
rip your
guts out, eh?" We cheerfully thank them for the tip and keep drinking. We inquire as to what one does
to earn a living out here in the BC wilderness and they
halfheartedly tell us they are in the logging business. One of
them tells us, "I moved here for the fly fishing, eh?"
Cool. We head back to camp and
come to realize that "Skookumchuck" must be Native Canadian for bad
ass mosquitos as they work very hard at sucking us dry while
leaving huge welts on our skin.
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