You take the waterproof seat cover off your seat come Spring only to find mold all over the stitches of your leather seat.

The bugs that you didn't wash off your fairing from the last decent ride in late Fall have now become moldy over the Winter thus making your bike look very fuzzy.

You own heated grips and various heated garments and can no longer imagine riding without them.

You own a small mountain of supposedly waterproof garments.

You are still hunting for truly waterproof gloves and boots.

You always have bottles of Nik-Wax on hand.

Once the rains start, you wish you could pop the plastic fairings off your bike and run them through the dishwasher each week.

Commuting to work in the Winter, you leave home in the dark and come home in the dark.

Instead of bar hopping on your bike, you espresso hop.