Little Bighorn Battlefield Tour 2000 - Great Quotes
- Bumper sticker seen in Yellowstone parking lot: "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
- Two old men looking at the ST1100 at the KOA in Hardin, MT: "Good Lord, Henry, that could get a speeding ticket standing still! It must be fuel injected!"
- Lenny, at the end of day 5 and a great day of sightseeing in Yellowstone, a wonderful dinner, a fair amount of wine, upon exiting the restaurant and seeing the sky filled with stars, exclaims: "This trip is fucking priceless!"
- Lenny after being acosted for the umpteenth time in yet another little town in the middle of nowhere: "Why are these people speaking to me? Did I speak to them? Am I wearing a sign that says "Talk to me! I'm from out of town!"???" After this, we started calling him Jerry Seinfeld!
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