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Glacier National Park Tour 2001 - Day 4: Dodging bees and chasing Pork Chop through Lolo Pass


  • June1

  • Missoula, MT to Clarkston, ID

  • 228 miles

Fixin' the BarleyPork Chop notices something amiss on the Barley so Pablo whips out the tool kit and does some repair work in the motel parking lot before we take off.

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Installing a fly screen on Trev's rideAfter 1,035 miles of being wind blasted to a pulp, Trev "I like my bikes naked!" Trifiro decides he should get a windshield before we head out of Missoula. 

Once in the shop, Trev starts to get cold feet about adding this unsightly accessory to his lovely ride, so I start telling him he needs to get the huge touring windshield. Looking ill, he promptly grabs the tiniest fly screen in the joint and checks out.

Tool kits are broken out and the installation process takes place in the motorcycle shop parking lot. After a few miles on the road, he's amazed at how well it works.

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Crossing into Idaho at Lolo PassHeading west on Highway 12 out of Missoula, we climb up the Bitterroot Mountain Range and cross into Idaho as we reach Lolo Pass at 5,235 ft. Now the real fun begins.

We practice doing hyperspace jumps around cages and the occasional semi in the legal passing zones, which on this twisty two lane road, requires some real serious throttle and brake work plus a certain degree of daring, timing and nerve.

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Enjoying a cold beverage at Lochsa LodgeStopping for a cold one and some gas at Lochsa Lodge just west of Lolo Pass on Hwy 12.

We were warned by a highway worker that a semi truck carrying bees had crashed on Hwy 12 west of Lolo Pass and some 800,000 bees had escaped. (We had seen the overturned semi two days earlier when we came through going east.) Luckily, the drivers had the truck cab windows closed and avoided being stung by the angry bees. The highway workers had to wear safety suits to work the accident scene. 

Better yet, the highway worker who told us this said that a similar bee truck had crashed the year before except that time, the drivers had the cab windows open and when the rescue workers arrived on the scene, they found the two drivers stung to death!! How delightfully gruesome! Rural legend? We didn't think so as he seemed like an earnest public servant and it's not like we were in a local tavern drinking beers and bullshitting each other.

As we neared the crash site, we hunkered down and sped up. No one was stung but we sure took out a lot of bees and they made very colorful splotches on our bikes.

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The Fox gets ready to flee the houndsAfter noticing that we were having to wait repeatedly for our Harley rider to catch up each time we stopped for a break, we decided to give him a head start. Here is Pork Chop, west of Lolo Pass, getting ready to ride. We stayed behind counting the seconds off before mounting the bikes and giving chase. Pork Chop lost no time in haulin' ass down Hwy 12 and it took considerable time and speed to catch him. Vince took the lead and began thinking that Jeff had pulled off the road to hide but he finally caught up to him. Jeff confessed later that, where possible, he'd been using the whole road to make better speed through the turns while employing his newly learned countersteering technique!

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Pork Chop crashes in Clarkston!Pork Chop kickin' back after some serious partying in Clarkston, WA over at the bowling alley across the street from the motel.

We were treated to the locals doing karaoke. The prize went to the couple of local chicks doing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" off key. Priceless!

And despite lots of enthusiasm for the idea, we exercised good judgment and did NOT go ride the Spiral Highway of Death while intoxicated.

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